im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Don’t let them see you cry. Don’t let them see anything. Blind them by spitting poison in their face like that weird dinosaur in Jurassic Park.
oh my god
You could probably make it vegan too! Totally gonna try this sometime.
You could DEFINITELY make it vegan!
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE
god gave us two hands for a reason
My agent asked me if I wanted to go out for Allison or Lydia, and I said, “You’re crazy, Lydia’s a model, I’ll go out for Allison,” and because they wanted Crystal for Allison, I made a very definitive plan about how I’d play Lydia after they asked me to read for her, and it was either going to fly or fail. It’s been a collaborative process, and I’m not sure I’d have gotten as much pull to do that on another network.
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half